I got the motor torn down. And, well, its not good. The number 6 cylinder has standing coolant in it, and cylinders number 3 and 4 are the ones with the blown rings, so they're coated in oil. I'm considering just hitting up a junkyard, and trying to find an engine thats better off. Maybe I'll find something with less the 315k miles on it. I don't even know if it's worth trying to save this car. Might just set it on fire and roast some marshmallows over it.
The current state of my garage... Civic keeping the middle warm, and body parts scattered about.