As you may have heard, my cousin Richard is coming to live with me in Toronto. So I thought it would be a good idea to introduce myself. My name is Matthew Parker, or Matt, whatever. I drive a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution V GSR, which, at the moment is a bit broken as the result of a "not street racing related turbo-failure".
Got mods?
Not really, I have some Ralliart mudflaps, an Evo IV styled bodykit, wheels, and a front mount w/ Mitsubishi Branding, but that's all...


These were taken about a week ago in the Downsview Park area. Sorry, autocorrect: "Mexico"
I have to pick Richard up from the Airport, but, the Lancer is my only car. I guess I'll have to waste about a million V$ on an Uber to Pearson International and back...
Whatever, I guess I'll be hearing from Richard soon enough, then the real fun will start.
If you think there is some sketchiness involving my use of quotation marks, "you're wrong."