Funny VStanced moments

Holy_Shit_Man · 2014-08-28T20:47:57+00:00

I've been looking for topic like that, but I've failed. So here you can post all funny moments from forums, comments or shoutbox. Let me begin: Snowfox and PzyDuck, 28-08-2014 Snowfox: this means for a virtual high five moment PzyDuck: But seriously. rFactor [some long text] dam old PzyDuck: MY HAND IS ON THE SCREEN, CAN YOU FEEL IT? lol. Snowfox: I FEEL IT MAN! now clean your damn screen xD and i actually never played rFactor. is it free or what?

Holy_Shit_Man

Yeah? So tell us the joke.

mindeliszz

Jesus Christ :
"oi dickheads, whattuppp mindeliszz in da housee...... working on these dope tyre ching chong physics thingy here and imma drop a question BEELLOOOOW..

jigga digga WHAT DOES THIS DO AND WHY DID YOU REMOVE IT????!!!

GGGGINDELISZZ.."

😉

still funny 😃

Bigg_Boss93

# Jesus Christ :
fuck you guys, I'm the funniest one here anyway ha!

that's unfair, nobody can beat creator's son in anything

Holy_Shit_Man

@[deleted] - that's the best one 😃

Added 5 minutes later:

BiggBossception continued 😛

Frostyfox [10-31] :
Also, isn't it possible to record a python script that will keylog, and then you can play that script back in slrr and the car will drive it's self ? And then you could press f9 but you can't because it would drive the car anymore and FUCK
Frostyfox [10-31] :
You would have to like make an AI spine and then in the game somehow set it so the car you wanted as an ai and then record that way
Bigg Boss93 [10-31] :
how often do you talk to yourself?

Added 4 hours 4 minutes later:

Daniel :
Yes the Toyota badge clearly indicates that it's a Scion.

Added 3 days later:

KeeJay [11-03] :
My school rocks 😉
Facepalm [11-03] :
My school papers
Supremen96 [11-03] :
And my school scissors 🙂

Facepalm

Facepalm:
I've got another question.
How do I join ResistStance?

Jesus Christ:
you resist joining it

idk if this is considered funny, but I wanted to mention it 😃

doge

lol ^

Facepalm

Snowfox [11-03] :
I wish i was still in school, but knowing what i know now.
KeeJay [11-03] :
Knowing nothing? 😛
Facepalm [11-03] :
If he doesn't know nothing, then how does he know that he doesn't know nothing?
Snowfox [11-03] :
Exactly
Snowfox [11-03] :
Bitch :p
KeeJay [11-03] :
Oh, yeah. That question was senseless then.

I'm not funny D:

Holy_Shit_Man

# Hinata23 :
Merci Beaucoup ^-^

# Snowfox : Omelet du fromage 😃

Added 6 days later:

# DHR :
fcuking shit pice of game i dug up my old pentium 2 utlrafast pc from my chicken's cot, had some shit on it but that bad boy launched right up good old vindos 9-5 getting 58 fps in the game so unsmooth 1/1000 small boss needs a ban from making games!1!!!!!!! my neighbour's kid's unlce's co-worker's 3rd cousing saw a cop once on tv so it's all good and covered, he won't be harassing RRLS anymore

David_2709

Yea this xD

Holy_Shit_Man

Ey papa [11-14] :
you know what grind my gear?

David_2709 [11-14] :
Sand in your gearbox

Ey_papa

haha

Holy_Shit_Man

Gr1jkee [11-19] :
u w0t m8
FWD/AWD/4WD/RWD is just sliding or powersliding. Drifting is special technique so not every slide can be called "drift".

Unseen. [11-19] :
Yeah like those who crash into highway barriers, those are sliding, too.

Added 1 day later:

Bumpy bumpy bump... 😛

Facepalm 2014-11-04 22:10

Did I ever tell you the definition of bowling, Niko?

Daniel 2014-11-04 22:13

Did I ever tell you to shut up?

Facepalm 2014-11-04 22:17

No, sounds fascinating though!

Facepalm

Oh god, KeeJay, where did you find this? XD

Holy_Shit_Man

Action goes on...

Jesus Christ [11-20] :

calm you tits guys

David_2709 [11-20] :

My big or my small ones?

Ey_papa

This one is... Funny

Facepalm [11-20] :
"Niko, ya ever had two women at once? Four big titteis to be playing with?" ~ Roman Bellic

gt3076r

# KeeJay :

Facepalm 2014-11-04 22:10

Did I ever tell you the definition of bowling, Niko?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Holy_Shit_Man

It's actually from GOM, but it's funny too 😉

7UPTWIST |

Wanna see immature kid? go play cod. While I used to play I've found out how many 10 years olds have had sex with my mom.

David_2709

COD = Childrens Online Daycare

Facepalm

Bigg Boss93:
technically it's testa rossa, they did a grammar error writing it togheter lol
Daniel:
"Meh"?

Why dont we just say Lambor ghini Gall ardo then? 😮
Bigg Boss93:
because lamborghini is a surname and gallardo is the name of a bull which implies that they're not two separate words
Bigg Boss93:
Testa = Head
Rossa = Red

named after the color of the cylinder head covers
Bigg Boss93:
we could call it ginger tho, that would be fun
Daniel:
Ferrari Ginger?
Bigg Boss93:
yes.
Ey papa:
Lol
Facepalm:
Ferrari Gingerhead
KeeJay:
Ferrari Gingerossa
Bigg Boss93:
ferrari gingerbread
Bigg Boss93:
ferrari barbarossa
KeeJay:
Ferrari Barbeque
Facepalm:
Ferrari Test-a-rossa
KeeJay:
Ferrari Rest-a-tosta
Facepalm:
Ferrari Beta Testa Rossa
ajlennox:
Gingerrari Ferarosata

Holy_Shit_Man

# Coprone :
I called Jesus & told him to give me ONE car, but he heard the number wrong...

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