Author Message

mtx2games

us
Posts: 77
http://https://www.facebook.com/p...
Location: United States , California
Occupation: Lawyer
Age: 34
V$: 16,279
#81   2014-11-25 04:15          
LOL

Ey papa

ca
Posts: 1613

Location: Canada Tokyo
Occupation: Driving my Wicked Focus
Age: 24
V$: 50467
#82   2014-11-25 05:58          
lol
I like Kentucky Fried Chicken.
And I'm White.

mindeliszz

lt
Posts: 547

Location: Lithuania
Occupation: Occupied
Age: 24
V$: One Million Kebabs
#83   2014-11-25 22:47          
yes

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#84   2014-11-26 17:11          

PXRZ [11-26] :

@Daniel How am I supposed to know?

Usually the V8 engines does have a much darker sound so it made me wonder...

ajlennox [11-26] :

Double the B16, double the VTEC

Daniel [11-26] :

I dont even..

David_2709 [11-26] :

It can rev up to 20K RPM!

Daniel [11-26] :

:headbang:

Driftphantom [11-26] :

double VTEC? That cross must sound like Jesus kicking Hitler in the face, Yo.

Daniel

no
Posts: 3476

Location: Norway
Occupation:
Age: 22
V$: ∞
#85   2014-11-26 17:14          
^ Mind you, my shouts were mostly directed to PXRZ..

"Spiritually, everything should be turbocharged" - Turbo Yoda.

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#86   2014-11-26 17:18          
Better?
That whole situation is funny. At least for me B)

Added 3 days later:

# shaforostov : Step 1. Don't do a wheelie
Step 2. Repeat step 1
Step 3. You are now a professional murderer

This post was edited by KeeJay (2014-11-29 20:46, ago)

Facepalm

gr
Posts: 1486

Location: Greece
Occupation: dunno
Age: 19
V$: 19,175
#87   2014-12-01 13:41          
hitman3695:
What happened to this workshop?

Jesus Christ:
you came in and bumped it.

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#88   2014-12-02 16:38          

Ey papa [12-02] :

I Got a question?
What are the wheels in Franco Rims Pack?

Daniel [12-02] :

Round ones.

Ey papa [12-02] :

Ok Thanks Daniel

Added 23 hours 24 minutes later:

Facepalm [12-03] :

I already am seeing the new Aygo. It's ugly as shit. Shittier than Multipla. In fact, the new Aygo is so ugly, that a Multipla is pure sex compared to it!

# Facepalm : Wow, I see I'm building quite a reputation here. Both positive and negative.

This post was edited by KeeJay (2014-12-03 16:08, ago)

Facepalm

gr
Posts: 1486

Location: Greece
Occupation: dunno
Age: 19
V$: 19,175
#89   2014-12-03 16:05          
Wow, I see I'm building quite a reputation here. Both positive and negative.

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#90   2014-12-04 19:36          

stonedmonster [12-04] :

is there room for a facepalm here bb?

Facepalm [12-04] :

@stoned There's always room for me.

Facepalm

gr
Posts: 1486

Location: Greece
Occupation: dunno
Age: 19
V$: 19,175
#91   2014-12-05 20:01          
shaforostov: BAGGED RIDE M8Z
Robustock: That porsche is so low that I can use it as table for eat rice on it.
Facepalm: It's so low that I can wipe my feet on it!

gt3076r

00
Posts: 1133

Location: --- Midnight City
Occupation: REKT
Age: 8
V$:
#92   2014-12-05 20:19          
xD
STANCE ARMY
u avin a giggle m8 il bash ye hed in i swer on me mum

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#93   2014-12-12 12:17          
# DHR :

# camarofan :
The booty, but how the fuck is her torso that small?
I want a link to her secret.
# Snowfox :
Photoshop is her secret

gt3076r

00
Posts: 1133

Location: --- Midnight City
Occupation: REKT
Age: 8
V$:
#94   2014-12-13 02:20          
Photoshop is incorrect.
STANCE ARMY
u avin a giggle m8 il bash ye hed in i swer on me mum

Facepalm

gr
Posts: 1486

Location: Greece
Occupation: dunno
Age: 19
V$: 19,175
#95   2014-12-13 10:27          
shaforostov [12-13] :
Fucking hate it when people refer to car engines as "motors."
shaforostov [12-13] :
"yeah bro I got my MODURR I'm just w8n 4 a m8 2 install it"
stonedmonster [12-13] :
a motor is device that generates motion isn't that what and engine is a device that generates motion?

Added 9 hours 23 minutes later:

Facepalm [12-13] :
A BMW has 3 circles on one headlight. A car has two headlights. 3+3 equals six. 6/2 equals 3. BMW is illuminati confirmed
JdmSly [12-13] :
Facepalm has 8 letters 8 times Facepalm is 1254, 1254 divided by 418 is 3 Facepalm is Illuminati Confirmed
Facepalm [12-13] :
DUDE! DON'T REVEAL MY SECRETS!

This post was edited by Facepalm (2014-12-13 19:50, ago)

gt3076r

00
Posts: 1133

Location: --- Midnight City
Occupation: REKT
Age: 8
V$:
#96   2014-12-14 23:43          
STANCE ARMY
u avin a giggle m8 il bash ye hed in i swer on me mum

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#97   2014-12-19 21:46          
JoeAlex:
Jesus Christ, trolling people since the year 0 XD

JoeAlex

do
Posts: 381
http://https://www.facebook.com/J...
Location: Dominican Republic
Occupation: Formula Drift
Age: 24
V$: 20000
#98   2014-12-21 07:22          
^ :lol: KeeJay XD


JoeAlex : My mom always says, don't trust neither in your shadow.

Facepalm

gr
Posts: 1486

Location: Greece
Occupation: dunno
Age: 19
V$: 19,175
#99   2014-12-21 22:34          
Bigg Boss93 [12-21] :
"Long time ago, in a land called GOM-Team, there was a modder formally known as Franco, this kid was great at modeling rims and made some of the best rim packs for the street legal community, but as soon as the bad guys at grand theft auto discovered it, started playing grand theft rims(napolitan version, yes like our dear president), and there Franco felt forced to retire his rims from the scene."
Fin.
I think this thread should be called "Vstanced Memorable Moments"

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#100   2014-12-28 22:16          

Facepalm:

The Seat Arosa crashes my game on startup. No error log. I've got SLRR STAGE 1, any help?

Bigg Boss93:

call an exorcist, looks like your pc just hates all my mods xD

doge

si
Posts: 3760
http://instagram.com/djuk.i.c/
Location: Slovenia
Occupation: professional parking lot hoonigan
Age: 20
V$: 웃
#101   2014-12-29 00:28          
# shaforostov :
hahahahah that guy is a genius!

"...he's a good boy, just as you'd expect from a shibe" -Bigg Boss93

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#102   2014-12-31 17:51          
stonedmonster:
more hd shit to lag my laptop :D

Dunno why, but it made me laugh.

Facepalm

gr
Posts: 1486

Location: Greece
Occupation: dunno
Age: 19
V$: 19,175
#103   2014-12-31 18:02          
PXRZ [12-31] :
@ajlennox Change 450159 into 4509 and you a yourself a Bentley.

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#104   2014-12-31 21:11          
Bigg Boss93:
how to make KeeJay moveable? download this engine *LINK*

Facepalm:
ΒΒ93, dun trell us plz :(

KeeJay:
Moveable (not movable) stands for able to move. So you don't need anything to make me moveable, since I am.

The question is, what do you have to do to make me not moveable.

Bigg Boss93:
Nothing fancy, simply drilling your joints.

KeeJay:
So then, try to get me.

Bigg Boss93:
I could, but it's too cold in polishland atm so let's wait summer, mkay? :P

Snowfox:

He's rustling your jimmies.

Facepalm:
He's justling your rimmies.

Bigg Boss93:
I'm hustling your titties.

Facepalm:
I'm jammin' your printies.

Bigg Boss93:
I'm eating your pizzas.

Facepalm:
I'm touching mamacitas

Facepalm:
I'm drifting Giuliettas

Bigg Boss93:
Man you're too strong, i cant beat you... :(

PXRZ:
It´s so effective, even a paradox can be born!

Added 20 hours 50 minutes later:

KeeJay [01-01] :

Ups, too long.

Bigg Boss93 [01-01] :

you should be bananed for that

Bigg Boss93 [01-01] :

:bananajump:

This post was edited by KeeJay (2015-01-01 18:02, ago)

dxg1997

us
Posts: 1476
http://https://www.youtube.com/ch...
Location: United States
Occupation: Certified GM Mechanic
Age: 21
V$: sure
#105   2015-01-02 04:39          
Keejay:
36398. KeeJay 2015-01-01 12:26
Some freshly smoked up muthafucka was boastin bout how tha fuck his schmoooove ass converted some wheels ta slrr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Everyone holla'd they looked like Francoz n' tha muthafucka holla'd he gots dem from san andreas. Turns up one of mah thugs converted Francoz wheels ta gta n' dis muthafucka converted tha converted wheels back ta slrr lmfao

ShadowTuner

be
Posts: 322

Location: Belgium
Occupation: STB
Age: 32
V$: 45000
#106   2015-01-03 03:23          
not sure if it's been here before but this made me giggle :))

Burning rubber since i'm not allowed to burn houses



My RP: Click over there -----> Here

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#107   2015-01-03 11:56          


Added 2 days later:

ThaGhost:

Sup guys! I can't wait for the next awesome addon for SLRRA

Facepalm:

what's SLRRA? Street Legal Racing Redline Advance?

Bigg Boss93:

SLRRAW

Street Legal Redbull Rockets Advanced Warfighter

This post was edited by KeeJay (2015-01-06 09:02, ago)

doge

si
Posts: 3760
http://instagram.com/djuk.i.c/
Location: Slovenia
Occupation: professional parking lot hoonigan
Age: 20
V$: 웃
#108   2015-01-06 15:58          
^lol

"...he's a good boy, just as you'd expect from a shibe" -Bigg Boss93

dxg1997

us
Posts: 1476
http://https://www.youtube.com/ch...
Location: United States
Occupation: Certified GM Mechanic
Age: 21
V$: sure
#109   2015-01-08 00:23          
# KeeJay : -snipped the pic-

I never claimed I was a f*cking genius! xD

David_2709

de
Posts: 1987

Location: Germany
Occupation:
Age:
V$: 2750
#110   2015-01-08 01:05          
That video is definetly 16:9

Longeron

ca
Posts: 23

Location: Canada Toronto, ON
Occupation:
Age: 28
V$:
#111   2015-01-08 01:09          
#KeeJay - you posted my car (red Corvette), so nice of you :D
Audi A8L 2010
BMW X1 2012
BMW X1 2018
Toronto, ON, Canada
Born in Russia
Live in Canada

dxg1997

us
Posts: 1476
http://https://www.youtube.com/ch...
Location: United States
Occupation: Certified GM Mechanic
Age: 21
V$: sure
#112   2015-01-08 01:18          
The post was me being a dipshit, he just quoted what Daniel said to me xDD

Coprone

ee
Posts: 1366
http://instagram.com/coprone
Location: Estonia
Occupation: x
Age: 19
V$: 16,666
#113   2015-01-08 07:13          
Longeron - the discussion was about my garage, not your Corvette lawl

Bigg Boss93

it
Posts: 4023
http://rdbl.co/1Hmg5XL
Location: Italy - Sardegna
Occupation: Swimming out of the shit pool
Age: 25
V$: More than you can afford, pal.
#114   2015-01-08 09:55          
# David_2709 : That video is definetly 16:9
*9:16
Diegorborges about my Valo fix: "Now all of you must have your slrr folder like this: C:/BIGBOSSisMYlordANDiamHISbitch/SLRR LOL" :O




gt3076r

00
Posts: 1133

Location: --- Midnight City
Occupation: REKT
Age: 8
V$:
#115   2015-01-10 16:21          
STANCE ARMY
u avin a giggle m8 il bash ye hed in i swer on me mum

Daniel

no
Posts: 3476

Location: Norway
Occupation:
Age: 22
V$: ∞
#116   2015-01-10 16:29          
It still suprises me how someone can fail something as simple as a quote.

"Spiritually, everything should be turbocharged" - Turbo Yoda.

Holy Shit Man

pl
Posts: 2554

Location: Poland
Occupation: Faking skills like a pro
Age:
V$: No
#117   2015-01-24 20:49          
Son, listen to BB giving lessons.
# Bigg Boss93 : ^ never blame it on bb's slrr, always blame it on something you did... XD

Snowfox

nl
Posts: 757

Location: Netherlands ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Occupation: Blacklist
Age: 27
V$:
#118   2015-01-24 21:46          
I laughed to loud on this :P

37969. KeeJay 2015-01-24 20:45
Sell the Corolla
:troll:
37970. Daniel 2015-01-24 20:51
Yeah, he should definetly sell the car he's suppose to buy wheels for.. :O

gt3076r

00
Posts: 1133

Location: --- Midnight City
Occupation: REKT
Age: 8
V$:
#119   2015-01-25 03:00          
Chugle.
STANCE ARMY
u avin a giggle m8 il bash ye hed in i swer on me mum

Chugle

ca
Posts: 53

Location: Canada Toronto
Occupation: Making vehicles sexy.
Age:
V$:
#120   2015-01-25 13:10          
Shaforostov.
The master of all things autistic.